STOP IT. STOP. STOP RIGHT THIS INSTANT. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING? you can’t say everyone’s got a water buffalo and everyone does NOT have a water buffalo. we’re going to get nasty letters saying, “where’s my water buffalo? why don’t I have a water buffalo?” and are you prepared to deal with that? I DONT THINK SO. JUST.STOP.BEING.SO.SILLLLY.